I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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