Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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