I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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