So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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