Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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