the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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