Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize