Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My vagina is very pro this idea
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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