Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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