chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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