im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I enjoy the company of your penis
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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