quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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