Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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