i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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