haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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