We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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