508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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