How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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