return my video game
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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