So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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