you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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