Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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