just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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