it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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