Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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