i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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