mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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