How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Alive.
So much puke
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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