Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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