yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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