so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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