His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i dont even know how to be here
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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