Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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