Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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