rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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