She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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