why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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