dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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