i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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