Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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