I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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