Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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