Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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