how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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