We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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