the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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