You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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