There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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