i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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