So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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