Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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