The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
tell me about the eggs
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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