Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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