Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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