Your tits are I can't wait for
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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